After hours upon hours of scrolling through this feed and trying every solution listed (more times than I’d like to admit) my brand new Series 5 watch just wouldn’t update therefore wouldn’t complete activation. Finally, I’d had enough and called support. Whilst on the phone I figured I’d give it one more shot with the only solution I was yet to try. I put the damn thing on my wrist whilst I paired and prayed to see anything other than “cannot update no internet”. By the grace of whatever god heard and saw my mental breakdown and decided to help, it started to work and download the updated software! It is currently still updating but out every solution offered including combining them, all it took was to put it on my wrist!