Check if Game Center is enabled in the settings of the device. It wasn't, for me, and when I turned it on it worked. It seems like the setting got reset when the simulator was upgraded to the latest OS.

I've found half of a solution but I can't figure out the other half. I use a custom ViewController as my root VC, and it has a "stashedViewController" property. I override the present(etc) function, and inside it I check if a ViewController is already being presented. If there's already a presentedViewController, I put the interloping ViewController into the stashedViewController property and I return without presenting it ...so this is half a solution because it is indeed keeping my app from crashing... ...but the other half is that I have to figure out what to do with this stashed controller. It's not hard to figure out how to hand it over to the current top-level ViewController for presenting, what's hard is figuring out for sure whether or not the stashed controller is indeed a Game Center login ViewController. I can tell during debugging that the class is actually GKHostedAuthenticateViewController, but apparently we're not supposed to be able to explicitly check for that class, so I'm a bit at a loss how to proceed. Any ideas?