Cannot install any widgets. Crash in SBHRippleSimulation.

I cannot install any widgets on my simulator, even the system provided ones. I just finished removing all dev software from my machine and reinstalling only Xcode 16.3. Springboard always crashes:

Exception Type:  EXC_BAD_ACCESS (SIGSEGV)
Exception Subtype: KERN_INVALID_ADDRESS at 0xfffffffffffffff8
Exception Codes: 0x0000000000000001, 0xfffffffffffffff8
VM Region Info: 0xfffffffffffffff8 is not in any region.  
      REGION TYPE                    START - END         [ VSIZE] PRT/MAX SHRMOD  REGION DETAIL
      UNUSED SPACE AT START
--->  
      UNUSED SPACE AT END
Termination Reason: SIGNAL 11 Segmentation fault: 11
Terminating Process: exc handler [5015]

Triggered by Thread:  0

Thread 0 Crashed::  Dispatch queue: com.apple.main-thread
0   SpringBoardHome                          0x10f0f8e50 -[SBHRippleSimulation clear] + 74
1   SpringBoardHome                          0x10f0f8f0f -[SBHRippleSimulation createRippleAtGridCoordinate:strength:] + 73
2   libdispatch.dylib                        0x12de8e5b6 _dispatch_client_callout + 6
3   libdispatch.dylib                        0x12de78a33 _dispatch_continuation_pop + 859
4   libdispatch.dylib                        0x12de8baae _dispatch_source_invoke + 2178
5   libdispatch.dylib                        0x12de8388e _dispatch_main_queue_drain + 732
6   libdispatch.dylib                        0x12de835a4 _dispatch_main_queue_callback_4CF + 31
7   CoreFoundation                           0x12c25fd5c __CFRUNLOOP_IS_SERVICING_THE_MAIN_DISPATCH_QUEUE__ + 9
8   CoreFoundation                           0x12c25a7c8 __CFRunLoopRun + 2511
9   CoreFoundation                           0x12c2599f1 CFRunLoopRunSpecific + 536
10  GraphicsServices                         0x118d35c09 GSEventRunModal + 137
11  UIKitCore                                0x15732a580 -[UIApplication _run] + 875
12  UIKitCore                                0x15732f707 UIApplicationMain + 123
13  SpringBoard                              0x10fe9c4e2 SBSystemAppMain + 7639
14  ???                                      0x10ada43da ???
15  dyld                                     0x10fd7d530 start + 3056

So it's crashing when it tries to make the little animation when a widget is dropped. I removed all the runtimes, every cache and preference I could find, emptied the trash, rebooted (to release any open file descriptors), and reinstalled Xcode. Nothing helped.

Cannot install any widgets. Crash in SBHRippleSimulation.
 
 
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