visionOS 27 beta 4 (24M5326g) stuck: update fails with MSU 806 MADownloadDaemonNotReady, all Apple services hang

My Apple Vision Pro is still on visionOS 27.0 beta 4 (24M5326g) and can't update or use any Apple service. Safari works.

  • Software Update offers visionOS 27.2 (24N6120) but stays at "Update Requested". The OTAUpdate log shows: MobileSoftwareUpdateErrorDomain 806 "Failed to download update brain asset, MADownLoadResult:MADownloadDaemonNotReady".
  • App Store can't connect, Apple TV and Games say a network connection is required, iCloud doesn't work, and Media & Purchases hangs at "Signing in to Apple Media Services".
  • Other devices on the same network work normally. Reset All Settings didn't help.
  • devicectl device sysdiagnose fails with CoreDeviceCLISupport.DiagnoseError 0.

I don't have a Developer Strap. Has anyone recovered a Vision Pro stuck on an early beta like this without one?

Filed as FB25386556.