Detailed solution was just posted on Reddit! https://www.reddit.com/r/Xcode/comments/1pnfgvx/comment/o26w2zh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

@fanbondi @jcchoate @Rick73 A nice stranger from Reddit just posted a solution that works. I can't hyperlink it because Reddit is banned on Dev forums apparently, but I pasted it below. https://www.reddit.com/r/Xcode/comments/1pnfgvx/comment/o26w2zh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

It seems like everything that can go wrong right now is going wrong, even with replies on this thread. @fanbondi I can't downgrade below Xcode 26 because unfortunately I also upgraded my Mac so that is the earliest version I can run. We may have to join with @jcchoate and open an issue because this is just getting ridiculous

@fanbondi Not sure why but Developer Forums isn't allowing me to respond directly to your comment. But no changes or fixes so far. I've done everything in various guides, restarted my computer countless times, and still nothing. I'll be coming up on a week with no work soon and this is getting very frustrating