Cannot enroll in Apple Developer Program, no explanation, no response from support

I'm trying to enroll in the Apple Developer Program and it simply won't let me. No error message explaining why.

I switched my App Store account from US to Germany because the US enrollment site wouldn't accept my German documents.

I've called Apple support 3 times, waited over an hour in the queue each time, and still no resolution. I've also sent emails with zero reply. No callback, nothing.

Has anyone dealt with this? Is there a specific enrollment support line or escalation path that actually works? At this point I just need someone at Apple to tell me what's wrong.

Cannot enroll in Apple Developer Program, no explanation, no response from support
 
 
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