The reviewer may have choked on the JAJAJAJAJ.

Off-topic, but I'm curious: what is the word you wrote that got censored to "****"? Doesn't seem like you would have used a profanity there.

You can't achieve that. The limitation imposed by this Info.plist design is to prevent apps from doing exactly what you are trying to do. For this you can thank certain rogue apps (of a different kind) that figured out years ago that they could survey installed apps to help feed their targeted advertising algorithms. That was a user privacy failure so Apple fixed it.