Hey all, My app has been rejected for the cited reason of minimal functionality. The problem is that the minimalism of the functionality is the whole point of the app. It is a black screen with the name of the app in white, that repeats infinitely as you scroll down. It is meant as a satirical statement about scrolling culture, and is meant to be used while in a social situation when everyone is on their phones and you feel left out because you're trying to be a digital minimalist. I've tried petitioning with an explanation but I was given a generic "We can't provide feedback" message. I'm not sure how to meet the minimum requirements of the App Store, while maintaining the integrity of my concept. Let me know any suggestions! Thanks so much Jacob