Yes, I'm familiar with that, but it's not applicable here. No errors are thrown. You can go back and retry hundreds of times and nothing changes, which tells me the issue isn't on my side but rather something failing in Apple's processing pipeline

Yes... I'm familiar with that, but it's not applicable here. No errors are thrown. You can go back and retry hundreds of times and nothing changes, which tells me the issue isn't on my side but rather something failing in Apple's processing pipeline... or it may take even longer to process?