Yeah I know 😅 but just in case any real human from Apple is lurking here — I've opened multiple tickets, zero responses, and my app has been in review for over a month while I'm paying for a service I can't use. If anyone knows a way to actually reach someone at Apple, I'm all ears 🙏

I'm in the same situation and I'd like to share my experience as well, hoping the App Review team will take notice. My app has been stuck in "Waiting for Review" since February 4th — even longer than the original poster. I've opened multiple tickets but haven't received any real response, only automated replies. As an independent developer, not knowing what's going on or when the review will happen makes it impossible to plan anything — launch dates, marketing, everything is on hold indefinitely. All we're asking for is some communication. Even a brief update like "we're experiencing delays, here's an estimated timeline" would make a huge difference. I hope that seeing multiple developers affected by this will encourage the team to look into what's going on. Thank you.