So, answering my own question (in case it's useful to someone else). The app went "In Review" before this post was published (i.e. the post still shows "Your post is being reviewed and will be published if approved.". So, in theory, they're not related. "Waiting for Review" - Jul 19, 2026 at 10:24 AM "In Review" - Jul 29, 2026 at 9:16 AM "Ready for Distribution" - Jul 29, 2026 at 9:23 AM So, 10-days, is what to expect based on my experience.

The app just went to "In Review".

@CaginKyr it shouldn't come to public shaming to get within an order of magnitude of an "promised" "SLA".

Mine's been stuck since July 19th.